Fun and Faith for Seniors 6

Oh, What Children Can Say! Blessed are they who never say, "You've told that story twice today."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”At a church fellowship supper there was a long line of tables for people to go along and serve .. themselves. At the beginning of the tables was a basket of apples. In order to stay some little hands the minister had put up a sign: “Take only one. God is watching.” At the other end of the table was a basket of chocolate chip cookies. In time there was a sign at the cookies. A little boy had written for his friends: "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Two boys were standing on the roadside with a sign held up for motorists to see. The sign read Slow Down, There’s Trouble Ahead. The first motorist breezed on by with no effort to slow down. When the boys heard a splash, one looked at the other - Should we change our sign to read BRIDGE OUT?